domestic life 

Spouse: *knocks on bedroom door*

Me: *opens door*

Spouse: Why'd you lock the door?

Me: I didn't lock the door. I don't know why it was locked.

Child, appearing out of his room, past bedtime: I locked the door because Dad was typing too loud.

Time to look into options for silencing my keyboard, I guess.

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