Corey Zeller @corey@psipsistar.com

@bgcarlisle you will have to cohabitate with your interspecies polycule @tashucashew

@splatt9990 @codesections My absolute favorite perl idiom is that you can write

$dbi->connect or die;

and it does exactly that.

@thomasfuchs if the rona doesn't getcha the methyl alcohol in the hand sanitizer will.

@dirt I almost cried at the Wawa after I went all the way there and they were closed for renovations and I couldn't get my pretzel....wait what were we talking about?

@swirlz Ordered!

@swirlz My 7-year old son literally asked me how do snakes poop a few weeks ago. All I had to tell him at the time was "out their butts." Now I have to show him this. Thank you 🙏

@tomharris Should have made him an actuary

@Miredly I went to the dentist just a few days ago. Apparently I've cracked a bunch of fillings. She asked me if I clench my jaw in my sleep. I answered, not in my sleep.

@balrogboogie @bgcarlisle hit me with that space oratorio

@karan I bought my house last year, quarantine gave me the perfect opportunity to run cat6 through the walls.

@NormalPopsicle Thanks, I hate square Kirby