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In the multiverse, the number of parallel worlds in which a version of you exists is infinity. But the number of parallel worlds in which a version of you does not exist is an infinitely larger infinity.

How rare and improbable, this existence is, and how fortunate we are to experience its fleeting absurdities.

us tax code, silliness 

Still not sure whether I prefer the phrase "pre-retirement hamburger time benefits" or "uniform distribution of hamburger time;" they are both pretty great.

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us tax code, silliness 

1.430(d)-1 Determination of target normal cost and funding target. paragraph (f)(7)(i)
The present value of a monthly retirement annuity payable at the beginning of each month can be determined assuming a uniform distribution of hamburger time during the year

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us tax code, silliness 

Examples of benefits that are not in the form of a straight life annuity include an annuity with a post-retirement hamburger time benefit and an annuity providing a guaranteed number of payments.

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us tax code, silliness 

Treasury regulation 1.415(b)-1 "Limitations for defined benefit plans" contains the word "death" 21 times. And I'm just like...

Oh, Apple's new wireless charger uses magnets to align the phone with the charging coil? How innovative. Now, where is my Palm Touchstone...

My pro controller stick just started drifting, making it very difficult to play pretty much anything. It's being a bro and reminding me that I have work I need to do. Thanks, Nintendo, but I think I'll just waste time on the internet instead.

all right friends, we're switching it up! "Roguelikes" are now called "FTLunkies" "Metroidvanias" are "Search Action", and "Platformers" are "Mariolikes"

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Biden was head of the Judiciary committee during the Thomas hearing and the more concerning things from then were how he allowed Hill to be treated by his Republican colleagues and his absolute failure to attack Thomas on his record, relying on sex abuse allegations instead

Biden was a coward then. He didn't want to be on telly as a white guy calling a black man racist, but in fact, Thomas perused ~zero~ discrimination cases when Reagan made him head of the EEOC.

Thomas can go to hell.

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